Misery Kit

Finally, a book that tells depression to piss off.

Sarcastic survival notes for the days you can't stand toxic positivity.

The Misery Kit — E-Book Edition

Relief, not sermons — one page = one win.

Control on demand — pick it up, drop it, repeat.

Private and sharp — no audience, just you and the page.

Lines to scribble — dump the mess out of your head.

76 short, sharp notes — no glitter, no gurus

$42.90

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Life probably looks like this circus:

Cooking, showering, laundry. Everest in flip-flops, without the Sherpa.

"Just think positive!" the phrase that should carry a prison sentence.

A bank account that faints every time you look at it.

And yet… here you are. Pants optional. Laundry ignored. But at least you’re scrolling the right misery this time.

What we're NOT doing:

No halos, no enlightenment, no floaty guru crap.

No 5AM kale cult. You need rest, not punishment

No vision boards. Depression doesn’t care about your scissors and glue.

What you're really after:

Sarcasm sharp enough to stab clichés.

Wins that actually stick, even if you skip days.

Humor that carries you when motivation bails.

So what's this then?

Not a miracle, just leverage back over your own life. Admit it, that’s why you clicked.

Why This Doesn’t Suck Like the Rest:

No “daily guilt trips”

Skip days, weeks, the book won’t wag its finger at you. No guilt, no cosmic penalty.

Sarcastic humor included

Because you don’t need a pep talk. You need a voice sharp enough to stab the clichés.

Every page = one win

Finish a page, that’s a win. Pathetic? Maybe. Effective? Definitely.

It’s private

No therapist, no group hugs, no ‘share with the class.’ Just you and the page. Exactly how you like it.

No other book talks to you like this. Because no other book is written like this.

How it works:

No shipping delays, no cardboard boxes, no holy rituals. You buy it, you get it. Dead simple.

Step 3

Read it on your device or print it out and maul it with scribbles. Your circus, your rules.

Step 1

Click buy. Done. No waiting for a box on your porch, no awkward small talk with the mailman.

Step 2

You’ll get the download link instantly. Phone, tablet, toaster, whatever glows and connects to Wi-Fi.

Every page stands alone. No dates, no shame, no falling behind. If Netflix wins tonight, fine. Pick it up tomorrow.

Take a Peek Inside:

The first 10 pages, straight from the book. No fluff, no filters, just the bite you’re buying.

Why This? Because Nothing Else Stuck.

Built from trial, error, and enough swearing to scorch wallpaper. If the usual fixes slid off you, this one might finally bite.

The Misery Kit — E-Book Edition

Relief, not sermons — one page = one win.

Control on demand — pick it up, drop it, repeat.

Private and sharp — no audience, just you and the page.

Lines to scribble — dump the mess out of your head.

76 short, sharp notes — no glitter, no gurus

$42.90

Instant Access
Print Friendly

Secure Checkout
Total Privacy

If you’re still reading, you already want it, stop pretending

Go on, click. Worst case, you’ve got a notebook that mocks you back.

Questions You’ll Probably Ask

Because you lot always ask the same things. Here are your answers before you email me dumb questions.

Is this book going to cure my depression?

No. If a demon could cure you with a PDF, I’d be running a cult by now. This is a set of tools and jabs, not holy water.

What if I hate it?

Then you’ll have a very edgy coaster. Or you’ll realize you hate it because it’s poking somewhere you didn’t want poked. Either way, you’ll have learned something.

Is it safe to print at home?

Yes. Black text, white pages. No ink-hogging unicorns or watercolor rainbows. Your printer might still jam, but that’s your demon, not mine.

What about refunds?

No refunds. It’s digital. Once it’s in your inbox, I can’t yank it back. Think before you click or live with your choice like an adult.

Can I summon demons with this?

Sadly no. Though if you mutter the notes at midnight with a candle, you might summon your landlord.

Do I have to write in it every day?

Absolutely not. This isn’t a diet plan or a Peloton leaderboard. Pick it up, drop it, pick it up again. The pages won’t judge you.

Can I share it with friends?

Buy them their own bloody copy. Misery loves company, but piracy makes me cranky.

What if I skip straight to the “good” notes?

Go ahead. This isn’t school, and I’m not grading. Just know the ones you dodge are probably the ones you need.